It's Ministry Time.
We are happy you want to know more about our ministry! What you'll find here are things about our ministry. Who, what, when, where, why, how, lizard, tunnels. So much of all of the things you want to know. And possibly some things that you really don't want to know, like exactly how much ice was used to create our county-famous icicle-laden wheelbarrow. For more, keep reading!
About Us
As much as we want to tell you about us, there really is not much to tell. We found a bunch of scrap iron at the bottom of a lake and so we just built it down there. In hindsight, it would probably have been better to pull it out of the water first, but Keith told us it would be better this way. He was wrong. Anyways, submarine shuttles are expensive. Good luck coming to visit!
Staff
Roger Harbinger
Pastor
Events
Resources
Excerpt from The Person and Work of The Holy Spirit
Here the power of the Spirit manifests itself, not merely in giving us victory over sin but in four things:
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Sermon
Are Scissors Really that Dangerous
Listen as Guest Preacher Lil' Reginald thoroughly and verbosely explores the topic of scissors, culminating with the answer to the question we are all thinking about but afraid to ask: Are they really that dangerous? Are they?